Hubby wrote a post and now I am blushing. Dammmit! 😀
For the last two days my wife has been paying excessive compliments to me on my handsomeness, and showering me with hugs and kisses. Not that she does not consider me handsome or showers me with kisses regularly but the ferocity of her emotion has given me goosebumps in all the wrong places. The fact that I haven’t changed my clothes for the past two days hasn’t dimmed the passion of her cleanliness freak soul. That is surprising. Damn surprising. She is not trying to cajole me into doing some work, of that I am sure. And her passion and effusive compliments are genuine, of that also I am sure. But my proud paunch, fondly nurtured during the last three months of ‘ungymming’, brings me as near to ‘handsomeness’ as Lalu Yadav to sexiness. What’s going on?
The answer, when I searched for it, was very simple- I have been wearing my black shirt for the past two days. And black, you gals should be knowing by now, does make a person look slimmer, sophisticated and sexy. No surprises there eh? Maybe not. But when was the last time your spouse gushed so much over you that your juices started flowing? It happened to me ladies. So get that black dress out of your closet. 🙂
So what is about the black colour, a colour associated with funerals or Sunday churches, that should make you so excited? Plenty. For starters, black diminishes contours and lines and hence make you a lot slimmer. So even if your tummy is hanging out, a person would be unable to notice it. Not only that black also makes you look elegant, formal, mysterious, sexy and sophisticated. If you are a woman wearing black then it appears you are submissive to men, according to some fashion experts. And that is highly tempting. Black is also associated with authority and power, so you appear to be someone in control. And that is highly tempting too. I know submission and power are contradictory. But who cares? You are going to be attractive either way!
As I started thinking more and more about it, I also realised that I find Rati very attractive when she is dressed in black. The reason? Black can be contrasted with a variety of colour (except the very dark) and it makes other colour looks brighter. In this relation, it makes the skin look fairer and makes features of a woman’s face stand out. Not only that, it makes other clothing on the body more appealing, be it a tattered blue jeans. mmmm…I should buy some black lingerie for my wife soon. 🙂
Black is stylish and timeless. You can use your black dress with most other colours. The mute ones for casual wears or outfits for day-wear and the brighter or louder shades for the evenings and special occasions. Black gives good contrast with bright colours so use it on the days you want to look striking.
Black can become your office wear also. Remember how formal the mafia dons looked in the movies? Well, black is considered a conservative colour and is associated with formal wear. Black radiates elegance, authority and power. Got an important meeting in office? Get that classy black suit out of the almirah. Or that great black skirt with a white shirt would do.
On a humorous note, what if you are a teenage girl who likes to act she doesn’t care about the guys? Young lady, things are very black for you indeed. Why not wear that funereal black, look evil, and mourn the lack of a boyfriend? 😛
As for me, time to get a new black shirt for myself and some sexy black lingerie for my wife. Tee Hee.
And grr.. I need to throw that shirt in a washing machine now. I wonder how I ignored that he was wearing the same black shirt for two days.-Rati