IMBB is a jungle. There are so many exotic plants and animals lost inside it that we need singboards saying “white tiger found here” or “exotic herbs two kilometers ahead.” Anyhow, I chanced upon some old funny post that Jomol had written months ago (Yes, Jomol used to write funny posts once instead of Oriflame reviews ๐ ) and I realized there was a huge repository of funny posts that can be found on IMBB. So I decided to collect them in a single post. Here they are and have a laughing morning everyone! ๐
- 46 Funny Indian Posters & Signboards
- Quotes on Women, Makeup and Beauty
- 9 Types of Men Women Should Never Date or Marry
- 6 Funny Fashion Show Disasters from Youtube
- Women are definitely from Earth, but where the Hell are men from (1)
- Women are definitely from Earth, but where the Hell are Men from (II)
- 10 Funny Women Posters!
- 5 Funny & Interesting Beauty Commercials From Youtube
- Funny Makeup Jokes and Cartoons
- Top 10 Bollywood and Hollywood Plastic Surgery Disasters
- 8 Bollywood Actresses who have Undergone Plastic Surgery
- 12 Worst Fashion Faux Pas
And here is something I saw recently. ๐
I too saw it recently and it’s hillarious !! :rotfl: :rotfl:
hilarious*
I want to bang my head somewhere :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
morning morning I want to hang myself :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
those makeup jokes are so funny :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: ๐ ๐ :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
jomollll :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Naina…good mornings :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:
These articles are sooo hilarious ……good work Jomol……. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Goodmorning all !!
Supriya, good morning :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Jomol ji sambhal kar…headache ho jaayega :toothygrin:
aayyyyyyyyying….. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: haan woh bhi hai :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: but why you pulled up these old posts :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: :pan: ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Gggggggggooood morning Jomol… :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Good morning Kimi……… :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: how is sindri today :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
its calm and cool and beautiful…i am finally in my home today..and our all samaan also came yesterday night..which is a bit shocking coz they started from bangalore on 2nd and were supposed to come here by 12th… :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: awesome service jomol…and everything has come in proper packaging without any wear and tear..seriously..i am always going for shivam packers and movers now onwards for every transfer we face… :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
I just had poori bhaaji and garma garam masala chai…its lil cold here today..and my house is getting whitewashed…while i am sitting on a pile of gunny bags reading your phunnnnyyy posts!!! awesomeee start of the day!! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Good Morning Kimi…glad all ur stuff is withu and in gr8 shape :jalwa: :jalwa: :jalwa: :jalwa: Poori bhaji n garam chai….deadly combo!!!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
awwww…Kimi… :teddy: :teddy: :teddy: :puchhi: :puchhi: ….I know it must be hectic for you. This packing and moving is so tiresome, I don’t know how my mom did it every four years that we had posting….but shivam packers, I will keep in my mind. My sister would be moving to kerala from Gujarat, I will tell her about it :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
haan jomol..they were very proactive and really did everything with so much energy, ease and before time..he he he.. ๐
Even I am kind of surprised that your things have come so fast, usually, it takes more than 10 days with packing and moving services :haanji: :haanji:
haaan…sach mein…. :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Kimi, this year will be full of travel for me, I have already three trips in my mind :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww..kahaan kahaan jomol??? :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs:
Poori bhajji :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
I don’t want to eat my peanut butter sandwich now :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa:
ME also got peanut butter s/w today :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: …but Kimi has tempted with poori bhaji…our poor sandwiches :panda: :panda: :panda: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
TA….you too peanut butter sandwich :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: I will make up for it in the lunch :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
hehehe gud idea jomol :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: but I have to do it in evening snacks :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: as i already got my lunch :haanji:
this reminds me i have to buy peanut butter before summers arrive :jog: :jog: :jog: :jog: :jog:
Kimi.. u moved to Germany???
No Beee…she moved to Sindri from Bangalore….. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
gudmorning Jomo..how ru feelin now? :puchhi:
Good preetha, I am feeling good today, :yahoo: :yahoo: yesterday was a bit down ๐ thank you for asking Preetha :puchhi: :puchhi:
aww..IMBB is so soona soona without u :puchhi:
Good morning beautiful ladies..its quite hot and sunny here in bangalore.. :smug:
Good Morning Gurpreet :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Hi Gurpreet, good morning :woot:
hi jomol…..good morning loveeeeeedddddddd the post :puchhi: :puchhi: :puchhi: :puchhi:
loved the add…..so funny photoshop :shocked: :shocked: :hihi: :hihi: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Hi Hana, Good morning :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
mornings jomol…….
Good waala morning Jomo :puchhi:
Howz your health now?? where in guj is your sister shifting ??
Good morning Deepseeka :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: my sister stays in Rajkot, she will be moving to Kerala and I am feeling great today…thankoo for asking :puchhi: :puchhi: :puchhi: :puchhi:
Jamuleee…Happy for you !! :yahoo: :yahoo:
Aayinggggggggggggggggggggggg….you changed the spelling of my name…..it sounds some jungleee bers name :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
jomol whr in kerala r u from
Hana I am from Alleppey :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
oh me dads from cochin
Hana….I love cochin too…..I studied in the Naval Public School Cochin :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: and stayed at the Naval Base :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Jamuleee…Happy for you !! :yahoo: :yahoo:
I thought that she’s moving to Gujarat ๐
Noi noi….she is in Gujarat…. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: and I love visiting Gujurat :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
when ur sister moves to kerala, u can come visit me in gujarat jomol. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Pucca Soni :yahoo: :yahoo:
good morning everyone……… :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Jomol , sanjeev planned something really evil for you last night :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Rati…what evil….tell me now :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa: :waaa:
this post :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
I am going to spank you for not having stopped him :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: abh meri baari, I will plan more eviler :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: i have been laughing since morning going through all thsoe posts. That faux pas post is hilarious :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
good morning everyone :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Good morning Rati. How are you today ?
Good morning Rati :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
mornin rati
๐ lovedloved watching ๐
N always enjoyed jomu’s funny posts :dumb: ๐
Rati and Jomo …Good morning sisters…… :puchhi: :puchhi:
Neha…thankooooooooooo :teddy: :teddy: ….its was a little embarasing for me :shying: :shying: :shying: :shying:
why jomol?? creating laughter moments is very difficult task yaar. it’s an art dear..
Thankoo So much Aaliya :teddy: :teddy: :teddy: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
simply love ur posts……..hansate raho :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
Thank you so much Aaliya for appreciating :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1:
Jomo…I love those posters and signboards… :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
… one reads…urine unable to come… :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: and Egjima and Phyles… :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Thats my favorite! hahaha and it also says “lets come to me and get GET healthy!”
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Dipti/Preiti urine unable to come :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Jomo you not feeling well na…ok …Lets come to me and get healthy…. bondhu :doctor: :doctor: :doctor: :doctor: :doctor: ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
nice n really funny articles/post jomol :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Thankoo Sam :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:
The woman exhilaratedly proclaiming “My skin feels like plastic! ” in the fotoshop spoof rofl :lol2: And what`s with her eyelashes sprouting like mycorrizal fungi ๐
I do like old George bernard shaw`s critical comments – I find them hilariously cynical and funny ๐ or maybe i am mental :stars:
i didnt know about the existence of such posts on Fb and now i`m hooked ๐ Thanks for compiling them in such an orderly manner ๐ i can totally imagine Archana puran singh`s throaty botox-frozen cackle right now :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
* I meant imbb ๐
heeee :toothygrin: :toothygrin: thnkoooo For diffing them out Sanjeev :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
Jomolay :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: Me lobess u :teddy: :teddy:
i was just reading that “women are from Earth….. article”
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
dtas digging ๐
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
Nupuriz…me lobes you too, isliye yeh lo :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
yeh kaisa pyaaar hai…. :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
Feb ke mahine main pyaar aisich hota hai :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
hahah… ohk….yaad aa gya Valentine’s day par karela ka sabji… O:) O:) O:) O:)
sahi….Nupuriz…..aap bahoot buddhimati ho…..you should apply more oil to the cerebral hemispheres in your ghutnas……. :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs:
๐ ๐ ๐ ohkays…. i think the oil is workingsss :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:
Very good, aaj shaam ko you come on chat, I will tell you more nushkes :specs: :specs: :specs: :specs:
yay :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
what a post :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Jomol u r best when it cums to wit n humor
Thank you VH :shying: :shying: :shying: :shying:
hehehheheh Today is Rose Day
bt planning to make Jolmol Day After u ๐
after reading all dese posts
my day started badly and nw I m :lol2: reading these posts
hi…everyone….gud mrng…
nowadays am waking up with imbb…..always eagered to look for the new posts….
:dance: :dance:
Goodmorning/good afternoon Renji :woot:
Superb… i am so addicted to imbb… frst thing i open in morning wfetr coming to office on my system is imbb… :pompom: :yahoo: :yahoo:
I m in love with IMBB :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
and sanjeev g thanks for referring to so many funny links that people like who r new to imbb missed :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Got to know so many girlies over here… Rati ( the gang leader ) , jomol …nupur.. rads.. nids.. and so so many .. :love: :love: :love: :love: :makeup: :makeup: :makeup: :makeup:
So many makeup deviyan under one site :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho:
Jomol…. I remember that funny Indian posters post of urs really cheered me up on a sad day.. I was laughing so much :woot: …. Its hilarious… :toothygrin: Thought you were from Kottayam… ๐
I was staring at ‘Mani Kure Padi Kure’ for a long long time…. finally got it.. ๐
WOW Jomol .. really nice posts especailly Plastic Surgery & Fashion Faux ๐ ๐ ๐ :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
you don’t have to bang your head Jomol… it was such a great start of the day, with ur funny board signs post.. i’ve been smiling all day without a single frown… u made my day… :puchhi: :puchhi: :rose:
Thank you so much Akshatha for your lovely words :puchhi: :puchhi: :puchhi:
Heee Heee Heee