I am sure that all husbands of the ‘crazy makeup ladies’ on IMBB would be trying to adjust their lifestyles around all the makeup talks whizzing about their ears. But I sincerely hope that the following conversation never takes place:
Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
Even I often poke fun at my wife’s makeup bills but recently I saw this picture on the net and I decided to shush myself permanently. I better earn more money to afford my beer…
Now, I have always understood that “cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines…” but some women take makeup as a religion, so much so that they reach cosmetic saturation. How do you get to hear about them?
“It’s cold out. It’s even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.” —Jay Leno
Lol, I do not wish to risk getting hit by a belan right now so I might add that I understand how important makeup is to females, especially the celebrities. It can do wonders on female celebrities who have to go out and brave the world. It has the power to transform them completely. Have a look at our celebrities before and after pictures:
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How come beautiful women never lose a fight?
Because they know how to make-up
And I better make up fast too before my lovely wife starts fuming. Here is a cute cartoon for both male (I hope there are some) and female readers of IMBB. Enjoy! 🙂
Morning Waking up Routine
OMG..that last cartoon…is my hubby and me..ABSOLUTELY. I don’t know how he does it all in no time. At least the cute cartoon girl is ready with him; I am always late! Hillarious post :rotfl:
Exactly the same, Radhika. 😀 The same drama goes on at my home as well. I think the cartoon must have been created by a man because eyeliner should be applied before the mascara and not after it. :rotfl:
But he did get the eyelash curling part!!!
yeah, I know. 😀 And the actions of man throughout are quite interesting. :rotfl:
very nice
:rotfl:
wondering how my hubby wud react to this!
which field is ur hubby into?
He is a humble teacher. Show it to your hubby and let us know how he reacts to it. 😀
Oh no….Mr. Singh has got all our secrets out. 😯 😯 ………..all the cartoons are funny :rotfl: :rotfl: ….I am really suspiciuos whether Mr. Singh has designed them himself. O:-) O:-) O:-) O:-) …….Mr. Singh is so right and bang-on with regards to our craziness with makeup and foundation, etc. :yes:
Jomol,
No he didn’t create them himself, he just discovered them. 😛 I loved the cleansing -toning-moisturizing and sunblock steps. We are so obsessed with these and now every time I see the cartoon, I am getting embarrassed. :giggle: :giggle:
I HAVE to show this to Karthik :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
p.s. loving the hilary clinton transformation :rotfl:
.-= ki.´s last blog ..Oye chashmish! Make up for girls with glasses! =-.
I so want to know Karthik’s reaction. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Another lovely post by Mr. Singh!!!!
Laughter ride early in the morning. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Hey, Really enjoyed reading the article.. & I too agree with radhika, that last cartoon is so what happens at my place too.. Only I am still not ready at the end.. 😛
I am sailing in the same boat, Tanveer. :rotfl:
hi Rati, Mr.singh a teacher. i couldn’t believe. ur man is such a generous hubby,n also practical abt accepting the gr8 truth of women truly kurwa chouth ka asar hai.ne wys kitne kiye without cheating. :talktothehand:
Dear god may all men think alike–Amen :shame:
oh!! we keep teej and not karwachauth. So I did that quite decently. 😛 i only put mehndi on karwa chauth. 🙂
ok got it teej ka asar hai 🙂
Count me too in..i am still busy on doing something whlist my husband is ready……since Ki and Mrun too are joining the bandwagon soon…..we all are feathers of the same bird and we all flock together too 🙂 ………….
@Rati……..
I know. At least Ki’s and Mrun’s fiances know that they love makeup. My hubby always tells me that he has been cheated. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mine says so himself… I keep making lists of stuff he has to bring back :rotfl:
my aunt’s sending me a TM and UD stuff from the us :drool: :inlove: :jump:
.-= ki.´s last blog ..Oye chashmish! Make up for girls with glasses! =-.
oh wow!! which tm? Laura Mercier?
She won’t say! I had asked for covergirl or stila… website pe andaaze se dekh ke… hope it’ll be fine :-))
had read a lot of makeupalley reviews about how laura mercier is heavy so avoided that!
.-= ki.´s last blog ..Oye chashmish! Make up for girls with glasses! =-.
hehe..the cartoon were so funny and true too !!
Really enjoyed the post 🙂
.-= Palak´s last blog ..FOTD =-.
I know, I have read it like so many times since morning now . :rotfl:
I have read it like twice.. really awesome….!!!!
CTM routine( i dont follow it, guilty) and the makeup we do is crazy.. i just realised how much time i take while doing makeup..!!
no wonder my mum says my hubby will tell me that we are going for lunch when he would want to take me out for dinner..!!
Your hubby is so sweet im sending my Bf to stay with him for a few days.. maybe he can transfer some gyan to his mind as well and he wont bug me for taking off my makeup..!!
The only thing he wants me to buy is gloss and kajal..!!
Priyanka,
I am pretty quick with my makeup but I can’t be as fast as hubby. 😛 He will spoil your bf, you have no idea. 😛 Atleast now your bf is buying you juicy glosses, with my hubby’s gyan he wouldn’t even do that. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Please teach me too then because i really take a lot of time to get ready..!!
Then i’ll tell my bf to teach ur hubby how to shop for his wife.. while you tell your hubby to teach him how to tolerate her wife’s made up face..!!
My hubby always tells me 5 mins before we step out so I kind of got used to it. 😀 😀
hahahah so funny nice one 😀 specially the first one ..i hardly understand hindi but i got the whole idea and laughed hehehe keep it up 😀 :yes: :yes:
It is punjabi. I am Punjabi, he is not. Don’t how he also understood it. :rotfl: :rotfl:
LOL the cartoon is toooo cute! And right on!
I just didn’t understand first part – convo between hubby n wife ?:-) is it in Punjabi???
♥xx♥
Oh ok just saw u said it’s Punjabi lol
Yup!!
Am reading old posts :lol2: :lol2:
khi khi khi… still funny!!!!
Excellent joke. Found your site looking for material for my joke site.
Beauty is what is inside not what’s outside but I guess there are days when a bit of makeup helps! 🙂
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hhehee:)) exactly the same in my home too…I really dunno huv fast he finish dressing…:)
I am always late…
if there’s a function..he will always tell me a time 1 hr prior to the exact time…ehehhee :)))
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Hahaha I love the cartoon 🙂 I can relate to it and I strongly agree lmao