Top 10 Skin, Hair, and Beauty Myths

Top 10 Beauty Myths

So many of our IMBB readers are going to be proud moms that I could not help begin this skin, hair and beauty myths article with some Old Wives Tales about how to predict the gender of your child (remember to try these only for fun) : (a) Hang your wedding ring from a string over your belly. If the ring swings back and forth your baby is a girl. If it swings around in a circle then it is a boy. (b) Put a tablespoon of Drain-O in a cup and pee into it. If the mixture turns green you are having a girl. If it turns blue you are having a boy. (c) If you’re carrying low, you’re having a boy. If you are carrying high, then you must be having a girl. (d) If you are craving for chocolates you could be having a girl, if you crave for something sour such as lemon juice, you could be having a boy. 🙂

Well, beauty myths and old wives tales are just those- myths and old wives tales. They are fun to listen to but do not carry much scientific facts behind them. We have collected some beauty myths for you. Some of the myths you may actually believe in (I found that my wife believes in 2- 3 of these beauty myths) and some of them you might have heard. Whatever be the case, they are all myths and Old Wives Tales.

Skin Beauty Myths

Myth 1: Chocolates and Fried Foods Cause Breakouts and Acne-

As much as mineral water makes you tipsy- they don’t. Having frequent acne on your skin  means that you have a skin which reacts abnormally to a hormone called testosterone. The sebaceous glands are prompted by testosterone to produce an oily stuff called sebum. Because of this the pores that hold the hair get blocked partially (producing blackheads) or fully (producing pimples). It is a myth that there is a relation between eating chocolates or fried foods and skin breakouts or acne. When was the last time you saw an overweight person with acne? Most of them have smooth skin. Although, if you eat healthy diet your skin will certainly glow.

Myth 2: Acnes are caused by dirt so wash and scrub your face-

DON’T! In fact acne is caused by sebum below the skin surface and hence are not affected by dirt. Trying to wash away a pimple on your skin might even worsen it by increasing oil production. The best thing is to use a gentle cleanser so you don’t damage your skin’s outer barrier or create inflammation (both of which hinder your skin’s ability to heal and fight bacteria) and to use gentle skin exfoliation. You should also go for an exfoliating product that contains salicylic acid or glycolic acid for reducing acne on your skin.

Myth 3: Vaseline on your face/under eye every night can prevent wrinkles-

Vaseline is just a moisturizer and it may soften the skin but there is no indication that it can prevent wrinkles. Also it can sometimes block your skin pores so it might break your skin out into pimples. In fact there is not a single beauty product that can prevent wrinkles.

Myth 4: Organic or Natural Products are Better than synthetic products for Skin:

Not necessarily. You may be right in believing that “don’t put on your skin what you cannot put into your mouth,” but don’t trust those ‘Organic’ or ‘Natural’ labels completely. There is not much evidence to support that organic beauty products are better for your skin. In fact, ‘natural’ ingredients may be harder to preserve against microbial contamination and growth than synthetic raw materials. Many of them have a short shelf life and can harm your skin if the product has expired. Sometimes organic products are made of fruit extracts which can irritate skin or cause allergies.

Hair Beauty Myths

Myth 5: Plucking a Gray Hair Makes More Gray Hair Come Out-

Congrats! You have invented a cure for baldness. We can ask all the bald men to start plucking their Gray hair and grow more hair. Honey, it’s simply not possible. The number of hair follicle on your scalp are fixed.

Myth 6: Hair Becomes Thicker Because of Shaving-

Can a thick tree trunk come out of a tube? Not possible. Thickness of our hair depends the size of our hair follicle and it does not change. If your hair appears thicker to you after shaving, it is because you cut the hair at a sharp angle.

Myth 7: Hair Gets Used to the Same Shampoo So You Should Keep Changing Your Shampoo-

This is one of the myths spread by marketing people who want you to keep changing hair products. If your hair loves a certain shampoo why change it? And the improvement that you see in your hair on changing your shampoo only means two things- either the improvement is illusory or that you were using the wrong product previously. Whatever be the case, if you have found the perfect shampoo for your hair, keep using it.

Myth 8: Split ends can be repaired-

The only way you can solve the problem of your split ends in hair is to cut them off entirely. However, if you keep your hair hydrated you might be able to prevent split ends from occurring.

Skin and Eye Beauty Myths:

Myth 9: Moisturizers Can Prevent or Reduce Wrinkles-

Sorry to disappoint you mademoiselle but there is still no magical formula to prevent aging. A moisturizer will smoothen your skin to temporarily make wrinkles less apparent, but unfortunately, moisturizing your skin will not have any long-term effect on wrinkles. If you want to prevent some wrinkles use that sunscreen with ‘broad spectrum’ on it.

Myth 10: Cucumber Reduces Eye Puffiness-

Well, yes and no. There is no secret ingedient in cucumber to reduce puffiness. Only thing is that a cucumber can stay cold for long outside your refrigerator. That coldness is what actually reduces puffiness (it contracts the blood vessels around your eyes, thereby reducing swelling). So you can use anything that is cold, put it under your eyes and the swelling would go. You do not need cucumber.

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172 thoughts on “Top 10 Skin, Hair, and Beauty Myths

  1. awesomeeeeeeeeeee review! thanks..i am so acne prone and often believed in these myths but you just corrected my mistakes and disbeliefs! thanks! :yes: :inlove:

  2. I wanted to shout and scream and make ugly faces on the chocolate and fried food not causing acne thing…but then seriously, I know ppl who are overweight and have this amazing skin. Why do I get pimples then if I eat wayyy too many chocolates… ?:-) ?:-) ?:-) ?:-) ?:-) ?:-) And very very recently I read on a beauty blog that you shouldnt OMG you just shouldnt pluck out grey hair..they multiply and procreate and invade the world …err they double or something… beginning to think there should be some minimum qualification required before you start blogging 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 Ok ok..I am a snob..thank you very much 😐 😐

    1. Lol Rads, go to sleep. It’s too late to get worked up about acne 😉

      I am always looking for something scientific behind all these myths. And yes, I read in most places (and in beauty books) that there is no relation between acne and fried foods. The cause for acne is something completely different from what people think. Unless chocolate and fried foods increase the level of testosterone in you, they cannot be the reason for a pimple.

      As for plucking a gray hair, I have been doing this for years as I have a single strand of gray hair in my beard. That single strand is still single as far as I can see. Gray hair is because of lack of coloring pigment. Cannot see how plucking them will reduce the pigment in other strands.

  3. Yes yes, girls always told me I was a magical being :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I would have rather preferred Gandalf the Gray but hey, I have only ONE strand of gray hair 😎 😎

    Me working too…simultaneously on both the sites- totalgadha and IMBB.

  4. Ummm yes, actually there is… I would really like to see a guest post from you on IMBB, with a couple of links to your blog. 🙂

    You are one of the few persons who don’t try to encash the traffic on IMBB. So I would really like to see the ‘invisible’ IMBB readers find and read your blog. 🙂

  5. OMG…that was the bestest thing that I have ever heard… better be careful..I might get in line with Jomo in trying to snatch you from Poutmati….but seriously…OMG…is the bestest bestest thing I have ever ever heard. OK I made a complete monkey of myself now! I would if I ever find anything sensible to write….I did consider it briefly when the giveaway was on..but never did manage to write. And I like commenting here cos I find it wayy too much fun…and I just am happy you all let me go mad here…if it was my blog I would have kicked myself out 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
    .-= Radhika´s last blog ..Please check my blog- Jomol -D =-.

  6. You know… since I have started this trend of thoughts, let me share a few things-

    We want ALL our blogger friends on IMBB to grow. Professionally speaking, this circle should become bigger and bigger. That is why we put the comment luv on. Our thinking is that if someone is taking out his/her valuable time to read a post and comment here he/she should get something out of it. And most of the friends make good use of it. We feel really great about it. At the same time, we get a lot of unrelated/unwanted spam comments from bloggers who just want to use IMBB for traffic purpose. Naturally we do not let those comments get published.

    I read many comments/sarcasm/posts about competition between bloggers, jealousy, free stuff and all that. Rati and I think differently, because we take our blog professionally. If you go to an Indian makeup store and tell them you have a makeup blog they will give you a “Duh?” look. They hardly care. A blog on the internet isn’t worth a penny to them because it does not affect their business. And till blogs are not worth a penny, they will not be worth advertising for marketers. Advertising will only happen when there are lots of big Indian blogs operating online and marketers see a lot of movement happening on the makeup front online. When they a large number of women interacting, writing blogs, and influencing each other. Then they will get interested. And that is why we want everyone to grow. We don’t want to grow alone. Akela chana bhaand nahin phod sakta.

    This is something that we have never said out loud. 🙂

  7. amazing post..agree with all the myths !! i believe there are much much more though 😛
    I loved your thoughts on how you take this blog so very seriously & want everyone to grow 🙂

    and yes i’m with you i want Radhika to write a guest post for IMBB. Let us all not talk to her until she does not agree to write here 😛
    .-= Insiya´s last blog ..Tip of the Day – Get Rid of Dry Bangs =-.

    1. Well add others if you can. 🙂 I actually didn’t add more because I wanted that “Top 10…” in the title ( I am a sucker for top 10, top 20 kind of titles…) ) so I didn’t go beyond 10. 😀 😀

  8. That was a sensible person speaking. The thing is Sanjeev, and I am not speaking for all blogs and certainly I am not the most qualified to pass comments on this, but I do feel many bloggers are just not professional enough to think this sensibly. I know I am just opening a can of worms here but they need to put in a bit of effort into their blogs. A blogger does half-hearted reviews on products without even bothering to take pictures. Another one just blindly copies ideas from a more succesful blog. I am not saying you should write posts like you are Vogue India, but posts with some basic research put into that too much to ask for? And please for goodness sake, if you don’t know the difference between carrier and career, don’t write in English. I am not so much into marketing and revenue, maybe someday when I am uber famous I will, but I have seen blogs who write just one post a month but its so beautifully written I don’t mind going back every day to see if a new one is up. For me that is the essence of blogging, and sadly I don’t see very many Indian bloggers writing that way.
    .-= Radhika´s last blog ..Please check my blog- Jomol -D =-.

    1. Hmmm… can’t disagree with you on that. Rati and I usually correct each other’s grammar and spelling mistakes whenever we spot it. This is has been hard-wired into us in all these years.

      As for others, life’s quite fair that way; if you do not work hard at your blog you do not get to see the results. So we need not worry. 🙂

      And now you have two applications for guest posts- Insiya’s and mine. 😀 😀

      1. Hehehehe..not you guys…I myself am a mahaaan with spellings and grammar. I guess its just my mom is an English teacher and I love any language too much to see it get beaten black and blue by anyone. And yes, I suppose you are right, why bother about the ones who are too lazy to try 🙂 Oh and I never thought of commentluv that way. It was nice to see your side of that. Applications considered only if accompanied by 1 Rouge Coco…and brownie points for ppl who steal Poutmati’s silver chicken hatching from egg pendant and gift it to me 😀

        1. Lol, if I try to take away her Rouge Coco she would think I have a secret girlfriend somewhere and might stick my head inside the washing machine. :tremble: :tremble: :tremble:

          A man dare not mess with his wife. A home is a very dangerous place and lots of accidents happen to men who raise the hackles of the dominant sex…wives I mean :laugh:

            1. That was not a post, that was “Bhaichara unplugged.” Write a post post kind of post. You know how someone was talking about working hard at writing posts and all…. 😛

  9. Hey Eno Kumar….the myths regarding pregnancy….some of them came out to be true in my case :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: …I didn’t pee on anything to check whether I am a girl or a boy. But, the sight of chocolate did make me nauseous :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: and lemon was always there with me…. :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)). For those of you who keep guessing the gender of your unborn child just for curiosity sake, I can give you some info…actually, me and my tenant were pregnant around the same time and she was carrying a girl….and we were having opposite-kind of symptoms.

    While I was unable to put anything down my throat without an anti-vomiting medicine, that lady ate like an Ogre (sorry Ikky). Her jaw was in constant motion and her hand, jaw, teeth, stomach, and intestines were working nonstop.

    Second thing I noticed was that I had a small tummy and she had a HUGE tummy :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ …at that time, I thought that the unprocessed food that she was eating was getting collected there…….. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: .

    I was eating more sour things whereas she was eating more sweet dishes. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

    Also, she was bright and radiant throughout the pregnancy, whereas my face lost all radiance. 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 …

    Myths…some of them have some basis….

  10. Oh God…..Rati, please delete the previous comment, otherwise, I will never come back on your blog….. 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: ……..I should double check my comments when I am posting them….okay guys….I am commiting suicide….bye bye bye bye.

    1. Sighhhhhhhhhh…all those hours I have wasted here….Finallllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…Rati…lets get started..busy busy day….where do we start…would this do…. “I didn’t pee on anything to check” :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

      1. Vinitha…please Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….I would take/buy your autograph too……AUTOGRAPH PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:

              1. Vinitha….no Jimmy Choos or Manolo Blahnik for you…. :smug: :smug: you didn’t cover up for me and side with me…… :smug:

  11. Speaking about the beauty myth, I guess, around 90% of human population does believe that plucking one grey hair will give rise to 10 more grey hairs. I never believed in it, but there are so many who think its true 😕

  12. Rati!!oh my god!!!! 😯 😯 😯 i realized today (thanks to the comments here and a little bit of google) that you and Sanjeev are the creators of Toatalgadha!!!!!!! :worship: :worship: that site was like my HG for a year!!!!didn’t bell the CAT but gt thru a decent Bschool :-)) thanks to the good work that you guys are doing!!!!and to actually get to know you is like oh my god!!!!! 😯 😯
    okk i have an exam today!!i really should go now!!
    .-= sree´s last blog ..crushed flowers =-.

    1. Fantastic. :)) And congos for your MAC at “decent B School”…oh and you do makeup? Don’t tell anyone that dagny and tg also have a makeup blog :giggle: People would faint. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

      1. OMG…and now she is going to preen some more….”I am soooo famous” sighhhhhhhhh…where are those earphones..time to listen to something more useful :music: :music: pls check my blog :music: :music:

              1. Hey Eno Kumar….if you really Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: ….I will take your autograph for $1……PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

                1. :tremble: My stupid comment hasn’t completely clicked with Rads or Rati… please Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..would take your autograph for $1.50 cents…..where’s my damn notebook?????? :tremble:

            1. Hey Rads…as if you do not pee :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: …everyone pees, but I was talking about that myth….

              1. i have used fevicol to stick them , they won’t fall. “bats her eyelashes 10 times in 2 seconds” :lashes:

                btw Rads, time is getting over ask for my autograph no… 😐

          1. and Rati :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: think about how that yellow look would get sprinkled on you if you again open your mouth against me… :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

    2. Heyyy Sree, congratulations on your MBA. Errr…I write long pointless comments on IMBB…and I have attached my pic to the you could recognize me and then I could claim to be famous too… 😀 😀

  13. wow sanjeev that is the best article i have read in recent days about myths and facts
    you guys seriously are the best and your jodi is just so wow .. beauty and brains ,
    i do agree , i am sooo overweight but yeah no acne …
    and yes grey hair .. hubby have loads of them and i wonder if he will try to remove them what will happen???

  14. hi Sanjeev…
    great post…..u actually saved me a lot of money i was about to spend on some fancy antiageing creams nad moisturisers…….may be now i would ponder hard before spending my hard earned money……
    hey by the way….how to write a guest post…..but i m no blogger..and i don’t intend to start blogging any time soon…..but would love to contribute some thing to your amazing blog…. 🙂

  15. You really busted those age old myths Sanjeev Bhai..To the point. And even I used to believe in the cucumber as well as vaseline one. Rest were already kinda tried and tested :-))

    It is always so refreshing to hear a man’s point of view on these matters-be it a beauty tip, myth or even a simple product review. What surprised me quite recently was the fact that my husband, who silently reads my blog, came and told me-“The Blossom Kochar Turmeric Cleanser is a lovely product and I simply back your review on it”You can imagine my surprise.

    This, coming from a person who:

    1) Like you said in an earlier post, had only a soap, shaving gel and shampoo in his skin care kit.

    2) was lured into The Body Shop for his wife’s selfish needs etc etc.

    So..Thank you once again for the fresh air you provide through the posts 🙂
    Girls…don’t kill me..not that your posts are stale..but changes are always welcome no?

  16. Thanks Poornima 🙂 Good to see that some of the beauty consciousness of you girls is rubbing off on us men also. And yes, do get him to smell that bodyshop product I wrote about. 🙂

  17. Hey Rads…..did I tell you that you look like Moushami Chatterjee….took an instant liking for you……can I have your autograph pllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssssss :beatup:

  18. I am in a good mood today…my wrinkly faced pic is making me feel kind towards other undecided species….I shall go have some tea and maybe some sandwiches….you run around and ask for autographs from ppl okayyy…

  19. Dear Rads,……missing one word in a sentence is not such a big crime na….let’s make Rati target today….forget the animosity…lets be fraands :cute: :shy: :cute: :shy:

    1. You know what..I agree….I needn’t pester you so much for this one small thing. I promise I will keep quiet if you write a post about how you and Wilbur fell in louuuuu :devil:

      1. “::::::stamping feet on the floor””””” :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: :announce: Wilbur guy belongs to Rads….they are both constipated people….she brought him into existence….

  20. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jomol did you say that!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I did not pee to check…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. I knw…such a lovely day!!!!!!!!!!

    And will die reading tht comment again and again!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I did not pee to check………….. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    1. Hey HD…..I want to simply that word “pee” for you…I will make that susu susu…. :heh: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: ….okay, I go to susu daily…but there are some daaty girls who do not susu and the other thing and require castor oil for those things…….. :heh: :heh: :heh: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:

        1. *******wiping tears of joy after coming from the loo*******………Hey HD…..I found out…the susu in Drain O turned GREEN…if any of you have more doubts… are invited to my home to verify……HD…wanna come?

            1. cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Rati……………”I have tied the saree on the ceiling fan and one more comment from you and I am going to hang myself….cheeeee.e…..what will happen when my son grows up and reads this thread….or if I have a really wicked daughter-in-law…she will make my life hell……noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

              1. Jomol, I have a doubt…so you say you are going to hang yourself from fan and die I think…then how will your daughter-in-law make your life hell…I mean after you are dead you know its a little difficult…or will you be an undecided booth????

                1. if you do not stop pulling my leg, I will hang….if you spare me…then I will live….”live and let live”””” :-)) :-))

              2. We didn’t even know this, Jomol..Oh don’t worry the fan won’t be able to take your weight…

                Good idea actually *makes sure to take a print out of this thread and save it in her little red book. Makes sure to hand it over to aarohan or Jomol’s daughter in law after a few years. ” :clap:

                1. Okay, so you both daayans are not stoppping…so I just ran to the loo to collect some of the yellow liquid :can: :can: :can: and now I am sprinkling some of it on Rati and now some of it on Rads……go smell yourselves… :smug:

                  1. 😀 :heh: :razzmad: 😀 your umbrellas mein there were holes….it did fall on you…coz you people are stinking now :doctor: :doctor: ….even HD is stinking now :doctor:

        2. Hey HD, everything has been fixed correctly… need to check it on a daily basis….may be you check……eeks…did anything falll offfffffffffffff?????? :giggle: 🙁 :snicker: :snicker:

  22. :smug: :smug: :smug: I went nowhere…. :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: …okay, now since, its all out in the open……I am game for your daaty comments…bring them on….you daaty daaty gurlz…… 😀

  23. Okay, Rads and Rati….you both…I always had a doubt whether you two are for real…so, can I pee on you…hindi transalation…”kya mein aap logon ke upar susu kar sakti hoon checking ke liye.”””

      1. :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: I am placing a collective curse on Rati, Rads, and HD…..may u all leak susu when you laugh, cough, and sneeze…. :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

  24. Hey wicked and dirty girls…..even HD…. :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: ….around 60% of India’s population lives BPL and the grains are rotting in various godowns of the country, but does not reach the poor people….we should discuss all that……instead you are talking about my susu and whether all my gender-related parts are intact….. :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

  25. We didnt talk about it. YOU DID…with all strange expressions :silly: :silly: :silly: and you didnt just talk about your ..err…parts 😮 😮 😮 Your tenant..her only fault was she was your tenant!! You didnt spare her either “hand, jaw, teeth, stomach, and intestines were working nonstop” Really Jomo…I need to go harpic-wash my eyes for reading your comments. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. I am just going to stay away from IMBB for a while. Rati, pls get someone to clean this website…I cannnnot comment here anymore :sick: :sick: :sick:

  26. :skywalker: :skywalker: :soldier: :soldier: :soldier: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella:

    I am sure it wont reach me now 😀

  27. wow!!never knew Dagny and TG had this side too!!but i should say you guys are just too cool!! :yes: :yes: !sorry rads and jomol but the site helped me a lot during my prep and it was a tough time for me back then!!have only good things to say!!
    and rati MAC,MBA not much of a difference na??ek letter ki hi baat hain bass!!
    .-= sree´s last blog ..crushed flowers =-.

  28. well right now i see that you had a great day thanks to Jomol!!! :evilgrin: i just sat and read all your comments, couldn’t help grinning ear to ear!!!its just toooooo hilarious!!Jomol must have been eating/drinking something while writing that comment!!! :laugh: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  29. Okay, here’s the list of people I will be

    ignoring for a lifetime and what I want to happen to them.
    1. Rati aka Poutmati. She is the main dayaan….I would like her to sprinkle some yellow fluid on her and curse :curse:

    :curse: :curse: :curse:.
    1. She develops extramarital affair with

    Khali and elopes with him.
    2. She loses her much “favourite” maternity

    bra that she locks up in her money safe.
    3. She develops a dirty mouth odor/body odor

    that no mouthwash/deodarant can take care of.
    4. Someone burgles her house and she loses

    all her earrings, handbangs except what I

    gifted her, shoes, chappals, toothbrush,

    innerwear, outerwear, and all her MAC, Chanel,

    Dior, Colorbar, Kiehl’s, YSL, Bobby

    Brown…….let the only thing remain with her

    be the Red Gulabari Spray Rose Water bottle.

    Second, Eno Kumar: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

    No sprinkling…just cursing Eno Kumar that he

    binges on :beer: :liquor: :beer: :liquor:

    vodka and beer, and wakes up the next morning

    right next to a Godzilla and may Rati catch

    him redhanded.

    Third, Rads, :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

    ****Sprinkling some yellow water on her and

    1. May the cute guy at Dior that she is

    eyeing have a squealy waly female voice.
    2. Let Rads husband donate all her Chanels to

    their maid.
    3. May Rads wake up one morning and find out

    that she has turned into the Wilbur guy.
    4. May Rads and wilbur’s Secret MMS sell at

    50% discount at end of season sales.

    Fourth, HD,
    :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:
    ****Sprinkling some yellow water on her and


    1. May HD’s naada get stuck in an emergent

    loo situlation.
    2. Let HD take a fancy to Kamaal Khan.
    3. Let HD marry someone who has a very

    horrible mouth odor…aka saas ki badbu.

    Ikky and sree, I am sparing you two today…..curse stock got over.

      1. What to do Priya…these people are not letting me live a decent life…. :-X :reallyangry: :-X :reallyangry: :-X :reallyangry:

  30. jomol!!!you are truly the best!!!you are a complete entertainment package!!! :soldier: :soldier: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: just in case you replenish your stock!!!i’ll wear a talisman from now on!!from sutli bombs to curses, only you can come up with such things!!!wonder what is causing such creative curses!! 😉 😉 😉
    .-= sree´s last blog ..crushed flowers =-.

    1. Is her LOU..for Wilbur…Lou makes her sing..and Lou makes her curse..and all this do know she is the 3-legged one..pls refer to the comments on the Avon post. :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

    2. Oh Sree…I want to sprinkle lots of yellow fluid on you for the sole reason that you praised Poutmati and Eno Kumar…… :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: . Actually, my sprinkle yellow fluid stock got over by the time I cursed Poutmati, Eno KUmar, Rads, and HD… didn’t curse you. :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: …today your turn….

  31. You na Rads. :stop: :stop: :stop: :stop: :stop: :teeth: :teeth: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X …..first you dig out that Wilbur guy out of hell, then you spend a whole day watching his dumb and stupid music videos :tv: :tv: :computer: :computer: :computer: :computer: :computer: :computer: and fall in love with him :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing:, then you dedicate a whole post on your blog to him :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:, then Your Wilbur chirharans you and leaves you “kahin ka nahin and kisse ke layak bhi nahin…not even left you for “bhagwan ke liye” :-* :-* :-* :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: :kissing: you and shoots candid MMS of that……then you suddenly lose interest in that Wilbur guy, and then you try to hook that buffoon up with me….. :-X :-X :-X :-X :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry: :reallyangry:

    I don’t want him…keep him for you only :X-P: :X-P: :X-P: :X-P:

    1. Awwww…the 3-legged one and Wilbur had a lil tiff…she a lil angry with Wilbur..what happened Jomo? I think what happened is the 3-legged one had planned a romantic evening with Wilbur…popcorns and maybe watch a winky winky MMS or two…but Wilbur was too tired of all their winky winkies and he slept off 🙂 ?:-) ?:-)

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