Last Sunday, loads of students who had converted their calls from IIMs or other institutes came to meet us. One of them was carrying a book on insulting people. The book had amazing funny insults and I decided that I would share some of them on IMBB. But unfortunately, I couldn’t find those insults on the internet. However, I did find some which we can use and apply in dire circumstances. And err… no offence to anyone.
1. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
2. Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
4. Earth is full. Go home.
5. Cancel my subscriptions … I’m tired of your issues.
6. If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
7. I hear that the only place you’re ever invited to is outside.
8. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
9. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
10. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
11. You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
And yes, if you know of some delightful insults, please share them over here. 🙂
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me loveeeeed 10 & 11 :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :vampire:
i liked 3, 4 and 7 :toothygrin:
hi sanjeev..quirky insult i must say..but is insulting sum1 a good thing ?:) ?:) wht if it hurts dat person in a way which we cant see but effects him/her in negative way.. :-/ even though our insults r ment to be taken lightly n all :-/ 😛 😛
:yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: Nice list donkey jee!! 😀 😀 😀
11 WALA hahahahah :lol2: :lol2: ……………..another one….”after meet you now i confirmed that we are later generation of monkeys”………..hihihihihi 😆 😆 :yahoo: :woot:
Oh those are insults? for me its just daily normal conversation 😀 no wonder ppl cross to the other side of road when they see me
“You’re the reason God created the :finger “.. hahahahahahahhahaha…. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Nice ones Sanjeev ji 😀 😀 I would like to add some
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
How can i miss you if you wont go away ?
Im not fluent in speaking IDIOT, would you please speak slowly?
This is a conversation i could have all my life. But please try to understand before one of us dies.
Maha……lol
hahahaha… this is awesomee!!!
I am bookmarking this page for sure :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
I can use no 11 at some people….hahahahha…….god some people can be really annoying….turn a good day into bad day……..
one very good example why there are only two kinds of people….good or bad.
I had one Indian lady (who was in her sixties)….take care of my baby, who was at that time abt 5-6 months old ( this is 7-8 yrs ago)….when I studied part-time……in US. She had another baby coming to her house as well at that time, and was feeding chapati bit by bit to that other baby….so I asked her to feed mine to try whether he likes it….you know what she said?
“His mom pays me for food to feed him”……….
I didnt keep my baby at her place anymore.
That was outright rude…that too at age 60+…..true some people grow old for years but never really mature!!!
LMAO— just by reading the title i knew it was either Sanjeev jior dEb…. hehhehheheh
@Nia- even ive met some Indian ladies here in the US who are more PROFESSIONAL (read snobbish, khadoos,etc) than the firangs :P:P
btw Sanjeev -ji- how was your bday?