Poll: How Often Do You Flirt With Your Man?


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female flirtingI had tried all kinds of flirt lines on Rati when we were dating- from “If I give you a rose, I would see two most beautiful things in the world” to “Hi. I’m safe and sterile.” :devil: Ahh, did the sun come out or you just smiled at me? πŸ˜‰ Oh well, that was fun. But I often wonder why when women enjoy flirting so much they are often tongue-tied when it comes to doing some flirting of their own. Social taboo maybe. Anyhow, this poll is not only to find out whether you DO or DO NOT flirt with your man but also to remind you to go ahead and do so! Flirting is Fun!

And yeah, you’re so hot you make the smoke come out of my ears! πŸ™‚

So ladies, forget your age and bring some more spice in your life!

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Flirting is non-physical sexual communication between two people to negotiate mutual attraction through body language and verbal tactics. It is an initiation ritual of human mating and consists of a playful sequence of reveals and challenges that serve to communicate, test, and amplify attraction. Revealing attraction is accomplished primarily through specific modes of body language that indicate contact readiness (hair flicking, eye contact, brief touching, open stances, proximity etc.) and vocal tone (pace, volume, intonation). Challenges (teasing, questions, qualifying, feigned disinterest) serve to increase tension, test intention and congruity. (Source: Wikipedia)

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262 thoughts on “Poll: How Often Do You Flirt With Your Man?

  1. Hehehe…we flirt with each other allllllllllllllllllllllll the time………..errr welll the time left wen we are not fighting over silly reasons… :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

      1. hehe :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: …..JoMO…TUM MUJHE GOLD DO…MAIN TUMHE FIRTING SIKHAUNGI…. :announce:

      2. donkeyji :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: on the one hand, government is saying “population ghato” and you are telling “population badao”…..

        a few years back…..during my mom’s time, there was this slogan” badi family, happy family” and my grandfather had 11 kids.

        then came the slogan, “hum do, hamare do” and my parents had 2 kids.

        then during my time, this slogan is going on “bacha ek hi acha”…and we have Aarohan..

        Now, this year, new slogan has released, “Padosi ka bacha……apne jitna hi accha”…….

        so no more kids, flirting or no flirting …..donkey ji….don;t behkaho anyone :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash:

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    1. :violinbash: :violinbash: :violinbash: :spank: :spank: :spank: donkeyji……….I am a real sharif…..I don’t even watch flirty scenes in daily serials….I immediately change channel to Lok Sabha Channel O:) O:) O:) O:) O:)

  2. I just saw….whenever there is a man-woman conversations….these girls with not-so-good intentions spring up 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

  3. donkeyji….I am not owner of this website…….I have my own website called…….topintelligentpeopleofindiaincludingjomol.com

      1. what’s wrong with the domain name :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: its not too complex for people like me……………… :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd:

      1. errr……..he will take me to a psychiatrist immediately………….. 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 he says that i am very unromantic…..I told him he could have an extramarital affair and have romance outside of marriage O:) O:) O:) O:)

    1. jomo…trust me …flirting is such an ego booster…i feelll all sexxxxxyyyyyyyy n cute wenever i flirt with him :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shame:

        1. Jomo…i can teach you within a week…just send those jhumkas to me…. :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire:

            1. no compromise wiht the jumkas fartu……….you teach me for free……..I will give gaalis to rads as guru dakshina :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

            2. hehehe…actually i shud ask hubby to write it…he is an expert…makes me gaga with his flirtin…even if m superrrrrrrrrr pissd :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

                1. Aur koi ilaaj nahi na Jomo…he is on tours all the time and we meet like once in fortnight…so he doesnt want our together time to get wasted by my fights…. :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

      1. 😐 😐 😐 😐 kuch nahiiinnn … i flirted with boyfrannddd today no , after so long we were free + flirting is a stress buster isliye i was ‘yahoo’ing

  4. I don’t flirt much..I am quite shy and reserve kinds when it comes to talking!! 😐 😐 He often calls me “sayaani”, just coz he compares me with his Daadi. I am quite unromantic when it comes to flirting!!! And yeah…I usually get tongue tied!! But, that hasn’t been a problem with me..He keeps on speaking so much he he he he!! I love to listen!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ er…that explains why none of us bother about any lack of flirting or romance between us!!

    1. hehe Cali…i was like that with him b4 marriage..but now i keeep on talking…and he calls me much much prasad….says he misses my pak-pak most wenever he is away……… :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

    1. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Its sooo funny!!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› hats offf to the person who wrote it!! :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho:

  5. hehe :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: The Best time to flirt is wen there are a lot of gals givin admiring luks to ur hubby/bf…gives them a signal to stay away :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

        1. errr.. we start discussing if the other person is worth ‘two timing’ with and stare stare stare and laugh laugh laugh :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: it really scares him/her away.. :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire:

          1. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Actually kind of same thing happens with us too..just that only one person does the talking and commenting on the subject..er..object ..whatever…and I just laugh or suffocate myself in trying to stop laughing!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› I am more comfortable in making fun of people here!!! :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

        2. he he he he!! Yeah..thats the problem..he is overly romantic and I am more than just unromantic…I am so pathetic with flirting that even if I try, he starts making fun of my feeble attempt and puts me off trying any more!! :weep: πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

          1. awwww cali n jinal soo cute !! … me n bf , like both are equal looking , like both are decent enuff for each other … so we just keep harassing people around us .. :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:

            1. hehehe Naina…me n hubby keep on telling each othr..”Chiraag leke dhundhoge tab bhi mujh se achcha koi nahi milega”… πŸ˜†

              1. hehheheheee… i know , i keep telling him , “shakal dekhi hai apni , woh toh main kuch aur soch rahi thi isliye haan bol diya warna … ” its so much fun .. and he tells me .. “jab mili thi tab kamar tha . ab kamra ho gayi ho” and i chup chap shut up . 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

                1. hehehe i tell that kamra thing to hubbyyyyyyyy..hehe he keeps on tellin me….kaham musalmani ke chakkar me phas gaya…ek se ek kashimri item milti hai shaadi ke market me :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

            2. he he he!! Thats actually fun na!! I toh usually keep my head low and keep mumbling without looking here and there… sigh!! I hate to admit but I have some level of complex, which might go after wedding.. I just think so!!! :((

  6. for me its sometimes…..otherwise he is the one flirting all the time.
    And I hate it when other girls admires him and flirts with him….unknown calls, marriage proposals, friend requests…..arggghhhhhhhh. But I never show I hate it. I let him do what he wants to…..and I am never disappointed. He never responds to any other invitation πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›
    Good looks do come with negative points in relationship…… :wilt:
    He is the one with good looks and all…..but doubt phir bhi mujhpar karta hai :hunterwali: :hunterwali: :hunterwali:

    1. Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……I mean he can’t tolerate me speaking to any guy, no matter how bad looking that guy is!! :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: If I even glance at anyone…thats it..I am gone for the day!!! πŸ™„

      1. same here Cali……and if he talks to other girls or other girl flirts….he just say ke isne aisa kaha and all. And then if I argue he has it clear….maine pehle hi bata diya tha.
        Plus I have always had more male frnds than female….somehow none of female frnds hv kept frndship intact. So he is always doubting…..yeh kaun hai? isne kyu aisa kaha? Cousin ke saath bhi if I go….he’ll ask hundred questions. :sweat: :sweat: :sweat:

        1. ha ha ha ha…We both share same stories Jinal!! We are Sita sisters, always having to give Agni Pareeksha!! :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake:

          1. yeahh….so much in common
            BF with drop-dead gorgeous looks…..archangel type
            we bechari “aam ladki” type looks
            And still hv to suffer all the doubtings :((
            :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

            1. You know what? Unki galti nahi hai…just coz they have good looks, all gals go gaga over them despite them having their own bfs..So our guys think that all gals are like that only, looking after other guys despite having one on their own…and hence become doubtful!!! :wilt: :wilt: :wilt: :wilt: Atleast, I feel like that..

              1. pata hai cali , i was never “tope” looking but i HAD a body to kill for, like serious curves , that was before my operation and bf used to freak out whenever i spoke to someone or someone spoke to me.. but its just a phase until u hit that stability in the relationship …. cali , once u tie the knot naaa… everything will be fine….. it mite be gyaan … but they do realise later on , now he realises that how foolish he was and we laugh over it.

                1. he he..yeah..I can notice that Naina..Earlier I used to put earphones in my ear, whenever he’d start asking me those silly million questions..and I used to get soooper irritated..but now the frequency has reduced a lot!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ So I think, with time, the trust factor would grow and stabilize things better!!! :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: But what operation did you have? ?:) ?:)

                  1. i was opearted for ovarian cyst , i used to exercise a lot , like obsessive working out so it happened , doctor said , hehehehe.. and now am sooo chubby … such irony no :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

                2. I soooooooooooooooo badly want my hubbby to be jealous once atleast….he is sooooooo over confident and chilled out abt the whole thng…sumtimes i fight with him…coz he nvr gets jealous of othr guys flirting with me…even if they may be within our friend circle…. 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 IF a guy is jealous that makes u feel so wanted and special…. :toothygrin:

              2. yes you are right….he says the same thing…..jahan dekho ladkiya dhokha deti hai….double timing….extra marital….so I dont trust them….except you. Even he says I trust you I know he still doubts. I agree not their fault.
                Chalo koi nahi…..we know how much we love them…even they know….only that matters as of now :hugleft:

  7. Farhaaaaaaaa..my comment went under moderation..I was saying you start your flirting lessons for people like me, Jinal and Jomol!!

    1) Chapter 1: How to think flirtily? – Thoughts become actions
    2) Chapter 2: When to flirt?
    3) Chapter 3: How to Flirt?
    4) Chapter 4: When NOT to Flirt?
    5) Chapter 5: Flirting Guidelines
    6) Chapter 6: Types of Flirting
    7) Chapter 7: Flirting Dos and Donts
    8) Chapter 8: Additional Tips on Flirting
    Glossary

  8. Sanjeev ji ek baat batao…all ladies flirt with their man….wats the big deal in that???it shud be wid somebody else’s man… :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

    1. 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 I can’t flirt with my man only!!! Its almost impossible for me to even think about flirting with anyone else!! er…..well on that note, has anyone here flirted with stranger or someone you don’t know? I mean how do you do that????????

  9. rati aur sanjeev , hume flirting ke bare mein discuss karne chod diye … aur khud ‘ahem ahem’ :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :shutmouth: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :snicker:

  10. 1) Chapter 1: How to think flirtily? – Thoughts become actions – Thnk as if u are the most gorgeous thing on this planet…..and u have only one day left to live ur life…hehehe that is ure to boost u into a flirting and err ahem mode…
    2) Chapter 2: When to flirt? – According to me…wen othr gals are hittin on ur hubby/bf…and also wen there are a lot of ppl around u like a party or sumthng…and u talk in ur speacial code words…all couple have thier set of code words for all unmentionable thngs…
    3) Chapter 3: How to Flirt? ….Make use all alll ur code words…a mix of sense of humour and a bit of ceesiness helps too…
    4) Chapter 4: When NOT to Flirt? Hehe wenver he there is a world cup or some sports/gadets thng goin on tv..
    5) Chapter 5: Flirting Guidelines Make sure he does a lot of flirting tooo….dont do it on an everyday basis….
    6) Chapter 6: Types of Flirting A) Wen u wanna go shopping.
    b) Just for fun
    C) sHHOOING AWAY GALS…
    D) U want sum ping pong…
    7) Chapter 7: Flirting Dos and Donts Keep the flirting to ur hubby/bf not othr guys..hehe

    1. OMGGG!!! You are sooooooooooo :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: I am gonna save this comment now!!! :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho:

    2. on the second point….I will add something.
      We have this funny codes….. :secret2: :secret2: :secret2: :secret2:
      Coffee 1-kiss on cheeks
      Coffee 2-kiss on forehead
      Coffee 3- kiss on lips
      Coffee 4- back hug
      .
      .
      .
      . so on
      now if he comes to know I have shared the secret here….he is gonna kill me :stars: :stars: :stars: :stars: :spank: :spank: :X-P: :X-P: :X-P:

      1. hehe we call kisses IDIS (gifts/money given on EID)…coz wenever he used to ask me to kiss him while we were dating.,….i used to ask him…Kyun aaaj EID hai kya….??? Kis khushi me chahiye…hehehe :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

      2. he he he..kissi er… πŸ˜› πŸ˜› :P..I donno about code words….In fact we dont have any code words!!!!!!! 😯 For us its more like holding hands, smiling in a mischievous way, which I believe is called flirty smile, looking at each other..I though keep getting red all the time!! :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

        1. errrrrrrr Cali..start sending him flirty messaages…u can start that way and it is sooooooo much fun wen u r away frm each othr……Hubbyyy didnt get me ene gift this VD…and he had to leave in the evng for Jodhpur…so he sent me such a beautiful message…..i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee such impromptu stuff….made me fall in love with him allll over again…i still canet beleive we have been together since 7 years now…. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

          1. The only thing I write to him in message is “I love you”. Apart from that I need to learn what else can I write!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› Tell some nice lines no!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

              1. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Sooo cheesyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! he he he h e….I can’t stop laughinggggggggg…. πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

                “Practicing yoga poses…totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?”

                :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

            1. Errr Cali…wenevr i want him to cum home for weekend…i promise him that a package will be waiting for him to open…. 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

        2. thats so cute Cali…..my BF always tell me….I love the way u see me…. :highfive:
          And holding hands….let me tell you something :secret2:
          Initially I had said “no” to him when he proposed. Then when I met him in Delhi for first time…..he was all cute and I fall for his look….very first sight when he came to pick me at station….totally :hypnotized:
          But what really won my heart is…..whenever I use to go to meet him….the very first thing he would do (whether its metro station or road or mall)…..is to held out his hand so that I hold it…..and I use to be so :blush: ….everyone staring specially girls….wanting to know whom he is waiting for…. :))
          I really falled for his cute gesture,,,,and then I had to say “yes” :silly:

          Farha….I get Idi from my Muslim frnd every Eid…..but not you kind of Idis :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

          1. Awwwwwwww..thats soooooo cuuute Jinal!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ..for us..but lol…My BF walks fast and has tall legs so can take bigger steps. I walk like jerry mouse – small steps and by the time he takes one step, I take two so I always get left behind while walking. He always holds my hand while walking on the roads…and keeps me on the other side of the road traffic…I know thats silly! I feel like a small kid but its very securing na!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

            1. yeah same here…..he does the same thing with road crossing
              actually I am tall so its ok for us…..he is 5’11 and I am 5’7…. :))

  11. FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT! I love to flirt with my guy and the best part is he loves it too πŸ™‚ awwwww… this was a cute poll πŸ™‚ :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

  12. farha lets write a book together “FLIRTING KE GHARELU NUSKE” and we will ask donkeyji to arrange a publisher for us :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

    1. Awesssome Idea!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: But why are Rati and Rads so silent here? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: Me bherrry interested in knowing their versions of flirting now!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      1. Castor is sulking for spending all her money on Chanel and banging head against complex camera manual. :devil: :devil:

        My biwi is as usual trying out a new challenging look.. :worship:

        1. Am working :stars: :stars: :stars: :stars: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee…will be back later…oh and I forgot :hunterwali: :hunterwali: :hunterwali: :hunterwali: :hunterwali: ..just like that :toothygrin:

  13. there s no option in the poll for singles like me… :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain: :pain:
    booohooooooooooooo…… subakkk :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((

  14. oh yesssshhhhhhh….. lallalla lla laaa :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:

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    β€’ A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
    β€’ I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

              1. errrr…Nupur what is in a men’s pocket that is banana shaped…… 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

                    1. Oh gawdddd…………..me died…okay Nupur….we are talkin abt the male anatomy part…. 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

                1. I laughed so louddd OMGGGG!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

                  1. :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:
                    I am in my bimbette mode today :pig2: :pig2: :pig2:

                1. oohhh…. dat ways…
                  khikhikhi…….
                  mujhe bhi aaa gya joke samajh ….. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

                  1. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: i tho died laughing…cant laugh loudly in office also…..me seriously doing khikhikhikhi….now

                  2. Thank Gooddd!!!! :sweat: :sweat: I wanted to go back in my grave after you asked the previous question :ghost2: :ghost2: :ghost2: :ghost2: :ghost2:

                    1. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: fell off the chair laughing :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

                    2. :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet:

                    3. Noooooooooooopur – you really are the most adorable person – pls ask such questions to Rati everrrry day :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

    1. A few more……

      1. I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
      2. Women with pasts interest men……they hope history will repeat itself.

        1. :hughright: :hughright: :hughright: :hughright: :hughright: :hughright: :hughright: ho jayegaaa …. now have fun here.. :woot: :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

      1. Jinal. :-* Thankoo. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Sanjeev used to flirt with me a lot. Now he is married. :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo:

  16. Datty girls union………….chee…good, I slept through most of it…..I completely side with Noopur….for the first few comments, even i was thinking like her….but I know you datty mind won’t think anything healthy….this place needs to be washed with dettol and harpic :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :bomb: :kissed: :kissed:

      1. no doubt she igniter’s mmalkin. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Farha :kissing: :kissing: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

        1. :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: i was waiting for Jomo to show up so that i cud show this to her :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

          1. Ek dum apt hai…all her secrets are revealed now. The secret behind staring igniter. hiring petticoat-blouse women.obsession with ginseng. KISSING with WIlbur. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

            1. JOMO raani ka parda faash…. :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

            2. POutmati…………….i sent you truckloads of ginseng na….you told me yhou already used up all that…… :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire:

              1. I am not the one obsessed with ginseng Jomol so i have sent the truck back to you. you havent received it yet? :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

  17. ARree…..here comes poutmati…..arre……pocket mein banana….. :stars: :stars: :stars: :stars: :stars: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: I will take class for 1 hour everyday on Tuesday on Moral Science here……especially for you poutmati…. :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd:

      1. oranges and lemons :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

          1. Of course. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

          2. We tooooo…and those that were left to imagination were called carrom boards and gals with huge ones…Mother Dairy….. 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

  18. Fartu….no need for ginseng and pinseng :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: I have a good s** life….. :sweat: :sweat: :sweat: :sweat: :sweat: :sweat: :sweat:

    1. Yeah yeah and that good s** life is the result of ginseng :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:

  19. fartu…………..aaja meri raani…..tere baalon mein joo daal doongi……tere aankhon mein main DDT chidkoongi….tere hoton ko mein copper wire se seeel doongi….tere badan par khujli ka powder daal doongi aur tere haath baand doongi :ghost2: :duel: :duel: :hunterwali: :hunterwali:

    1. Bappi raani…tere baalon mein poo daal doongi……tere aankhon mein main harpic chidkoongi….tere hoton ko mein aluminium wire se seeel doongi….tere badan par baal uganane ka powder daal doongi aur Tera sona leke bhaaaaaaaagggggggg jaungi :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire:

        1. hehehehe looooooooooottttttttttttooooooooooooo :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :zombiekiller: :yahoo:

  20. Fartu…tere moonh mein keede….tere moonh mein dhool :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:

    1. That was my favouritest dialog frm Dekh Bhai dekh…and this one tooo…”Lolayyyy Lolayyyyyy Sunday morning!!!!!” :happydance:

  21. muje face dekh ke pata chalta hai….khikhikhi……

    actually na……..when i was studying in 12th class, in biology, we had to identify whether a cockroach was male or female by counting the lines on its stomach….so experience you see O:) O:) O:) O:)

    1. :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho: :jaiho:

    1. rads is so tiny , u guess by yourself nooo … bechari is working , why u want to tubble her …. :shy: O:) :vampire: :quiet: :tremble:

      1. where’s faartu? why she no saying hi? n why u no reading my lip gloss post jomolay….alwaya always talking dattu datty but never doing any work :smug:

  22. o bete ji…. naam change hona chahiye iss blog ka .. u girls are talking all adult rated/ adulterated stufff….. :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin: :toothygrin:

      1. Seems like I am the 10th maths-science topper here!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

          1. I got 99 in science and 97 in Maths!! Got Merit in both!!! :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: Also got merit in Social Science with 93!! :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:

    1. I also studied in CBSE Jomolllllllll!! :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo:

      1. Me too CBSE jomol :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: :yelo:
        Cali You first ranker ,I am the second ranker :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1: :jiggy1:

          1. suno suno suno . i topped state in 12th CBSE becos there was no maths or science…. me hardcore commerce bacha , 97 and 98 in eco and accounts … :victory2: :victory2: :victory2: :victory2: :victory2: :victory2:

        1. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Even I was thinking that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake: :handshake:

  23. Hehehe…i was the Topper of my school in 10th and also the topper among Muslim gals in my district…. I m a scholarship student.. :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

  24. but I got 38 in maths na…………i scored in high subjects….I just passed in maths :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep:

  25. I did not leave any money in my answer sheet….I just wrote on top of my maths answer sheet…..”tuje mere shraap lagega…fail mat karna….pass marks de dena….uncle” O:) O:) O:)

  26. main haste haste pagal hojaoongi aaj! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :hypnotized: :hypnotized: :hypnotized: :hypnotized: :hypnotized: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

  27. I too laughed uncontrollably for 15 mins after reading this chain of comments πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    and regarding flirting, the best line that my fiance has to say – u r already soo beautiful, u dont need any makeup products…. :yelo: :yelo: :yelo: and after that we both burst out laughing….!!! :giggle:

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